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How Tactical girth was born:

Do you have the gear, skills, and aspirations to live the tactical lifestyle, but you trust your gut so much you are more likely to be a proud member of meal team six then seal team six?

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We know how hard it is to find tactical clothes that fit.

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How #TacticalGirth Was Born

The Tactical Girth Team is here to provide you with the best in loud and proud Girth Gear and promote the #TACTICALGIRTH community. It all started in 1986 when Bubba went to the department store with his Mom desiring only one thing… Parachute Pants. The coolest Tactical gear any elementary school kid could wear at that time… 

This community is always looking for people who trust their gut.

We get you. It’s time to stop wasting your time and money on retailers that have the audacity to advertise skinny jeans, for the slim-fit fedora-wearing types.

Here, you can live up to your true girth greatness. The only reason we would have to judge you is if you actually ate your fruit instead of shooting it.

Be yourself, get your XXL gear.

The bigger the better because at the end of the day, fat guys are harder to kidnap.